Allard Poelstra
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TITLE: The potato shaver.
Summary:
Stupid her she bought shaving gear instead of a potato peeler. Pffff you know how it goes, you’re in the supermarket totally not walking around with a fat moustache. You come back home with the wrong gear… fuck !!!
Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
Edition nr: 3/3
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Title: 10 push ups
Summary:
everytime someone mentions shaving foam she has to do 10 push ups.
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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Title: The cocainewagon
Summary:
She hijacks you're bag of cocaine like cookiemonster hijacks cookies, she is called the humancrow of Amsterdam.
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Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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Title: ''casual ugly''
Summary:
''How did she go to the wedding ?''
''casual''
''Ahhh ok, so ugly again''
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Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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Title: STARTERS PACK MAKE UP KIT
Summary:
She Went shopping and came back with an orange peel... stupid her.... she's always so busy and comes home with the wrong make up.....
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Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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Title: orangehead
Summary:
wtf !!! again i end up like an orange it's ridiculous !!! it's time to to demonstrate !!!
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Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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Title: FALSE ADvertisement
Summary:
''False advertisement'' bs her tinder account is ''false advertisement''
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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Title: At the busstop
Summary:
This is where the famous proverb joins the game: ''Hoped for the best and her moustache made me bust a nut'' see 3rd collection ''proverbs''
Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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Title: bad or good she's is always in the mood for the worst photoshoot
Summary:
The good, the bad and the women with a moustache.
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Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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TITLE: never ever finding a man plan...
Summary:
she tries to put us on a side track, like without moustache she would right ???
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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TITLE: BOLO GOING YOLO !!!
Summary:
again guys, ''Hoped for the best and her moustache made me bust a nut'' see 3rd collection ''proverbs''
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Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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TITLE: The day after
Summary:
yeah right... only the day after ???
Artist:
Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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TITLE: to rare to live and to ugly so hide
Summary:
i had a lot of complaints ''yeah he is a total prick walking around with a troll with a moustache'' so now to rare to live and to ugly so hide joined the game.
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Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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TITLE: nope
Summary:
She got caught falsefying her tinder account from male to women but we all know she's a T-girl see 5th collection (cartoon).
So whats her excuse this time ??? ''ooh yeah my tinder got hacked by satan''
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Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
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TITLE: At any party
Summary:
Maybe this story is a bit out of the bleu, but:
The only thing she ever handed to someone on a wedding was a bag of cocaine thats the closest she will ever get handing over anything on a wedding.
Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:
2024
Edition nr: 3/3
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