Allard Poelstra

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TITLE:  The potato shaver.

Summary:

Stupid her she bought shaving gear instead of a potato peeler. Pffff you know how it goes, you’re in the supermarket totally not walking around with a fat moustache. You come back home with the wrong gear… fuck !!!


Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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Title: 10 push ups

Summary:

everytime someone mentions shaving foam she has to do 10 push ups.


Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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Title: The cocainewagon

Summary:

She hijacks you're bag of cocaine like cookiemonster hijacks cookies, she is called the humancrow of Amsterdam.

Artist:
  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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Title: ''casual ugly''

Summary:


''How did she go to the wedding ?''

''casual''

''Ahhh ok, so ugly again''

Artist:
  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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Title: STARTERS PACK MAKE UP KIT

Summary:

She Went shopping and came back with an orange peel... stupid her.... she's always so busy and comes home with the wrong make up.....

Artist:
  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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Title: orangehead

Summary:

wtf !!! again i end up like an orange it's ridiculous !!! it's time to to demonstrate !!!

Artist:
  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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Title: FALSE ADvertisement

Summary:

''False advertisement'' bs her tinder account is ''false advertisement''

Artist:
  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr: 3/3

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Title: At the busstop

Summary:

This is where the famous proverb joins the game: ''Hoped for the best and her moustache made me bust a nut'' see 3rd collection ''proverbs''


Artist:   Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr: 3/3

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Title: bad or good she's is always in the mood for the worst photoshoot

Summary:

The good, the bad and the women with a moustache.


Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr: 3/3

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TITLE: never ever finding a man plan...

Summary:

she tries to put us on a side track, like without moustache she would right ???


Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: BOLO GOING YOLO !!!

Summary:

again guys, ''Hoped for the best and her moustache made me bust a nut'' see 3rd collection ''proverbs''


Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: The day after

Summary:

yeah right... only the day after ???


Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: to rare to live and to ugly so hide

Summary:

i had a lot of complaints ''yeah he is a total prick walking around with a troll with a moustache'' so now to rare to live and to ugly so hide joined the game.


Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: nope

Summary:

She got caught falsefying her tinder account from male to women but we all know she's a T-girl see 5th collection (cartoon).


So whats her excuse this time ??? ''ooh yeah my tinder got hacked by satan''


Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: The lord of the never ever getting any ring

Summary:

expelling the hillbilly


Artist:  Allard Poelstra
Date:
  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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TITLE: At any party

Summary:

Maybe this story is a bit out of the bleu, but:


The only thing she ever handed to someone on a wedding was a bag of cocaine thats the closest she will ever get handing over anything on a wedding.


Artist: Allard Poelstra
Date:  2024

Edition nr:  3/3

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